26 Whose turn it is to turn off the lights.
Either invest in some voice-activated lights, or switch off between who’s turning them off every night. This seriously does not warrant an argument.
27 Why they eat off your plate.
You literally asked your spouse if they wanted anything to eat, and they said no. But nonetheless, they’re still reaching over and picking food off of your plate like they haven’t eaten in days. Is this annoying? Absolutely. Is it bad enough that it should turn into an hour-long argument with your S.O.? Probably not.
